i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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