he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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