What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i've created a new STD.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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