Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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