I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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