fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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