peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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