Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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