Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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