If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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