Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
