You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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