Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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