WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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