Me. At least after what I've been through.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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