never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just pee around me
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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