I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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