this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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