With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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