On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Let the clothes fall where they may.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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