oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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