check it out our google latitudes are spooning
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
ok first of all what the fuck
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