found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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