I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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