So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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