After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You dont lie about slip and slides
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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