so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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