shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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