i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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