What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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