Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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