Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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