sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
The ass gains better be worth it
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