This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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