On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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