stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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