come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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