its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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