come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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