So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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