I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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