Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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