do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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