It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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