I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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