New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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