butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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