if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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