Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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