his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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