So drunk its hurt
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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