Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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